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Bitches don’t know about my popsicle

June 29th, 2008 · 48 Comments · Found Images, WTF

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I’m serious. They don’t.
UPDATE: Original Image by Valdemarick can be found here.

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48 Comments so far ↓

  • eman_p

    Did you post this on TMBO? Was it already there? this is FAT!

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  • poop

    SINEP

  • blah

    That thing looks a whole lot more like a plastic shovel…

  • Jmix

    werd to yer muthha

  • Tom Johanneson

    yea for sure a plastic shovel, who eats popsicles in the sandpit

  • Bernie

    It does look like a shovel. Bet he eats it anyway.

  • rofl @ blago

    an example of child obesity in america

  • Me

    At least he has a cool nintendo shirt on…

  • ButtChamber

    Now thats some Bamboon Tampoon type stuff!

  • boner

    hes just tryna make ends meat cut him some slack

  • Rdubb

    get your Popsicle on

  • Cssss

    that fat kid will never get laid.

  • Naruto

    haha my friend once tried to buy a nintendo shirt off some kid

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  • sharky

    I think I busted something laughing so hard. It’e been a while since I had tears in my eyes

  • Josh the Happy

    No, that’s just an example of a child in america.

    And he will likely get laid, and have more ridiculously fat kids.

    note to self: burn similar nintendo shirt.

  • man yolk

    Photototototoshiznopped!

    That’s a shovel asshole! Pixels are all wrong, too!!

    Seen ‘shops!!!!!

  • Maureen

    I’d tap that?

  • foreign assholes

    seriously stfu i’ve had it with all these god dam fat jokes…want to hear a funny foreign joke…world war 1…want to hear another… world war 2….ya thats right you guys started those wars and the U.S ended them.

  • Native Born American

    Too bad the lardasses can only push buttons and send out their Nintendo pilots. Technology has replaced human capability in America and its military, and that’s going to be the biggest assfucking at the worst possibly time.

    Here’s two more jokes: Afghanistan. Iraq. Two wars the US *can’t* fucking end!

  • Tats

    I just love the foreign Joke!!! its so funny I laughed with tears, and called to talk about it.

    Yeah European Jokes, WW1 and 2, too awesome.

  • MP

    Americanos da treta… Digam alguma coisa de jeito… fonix…

  • barbell

    Looks like they both have hairlips too!

  • Joseph

    Don’t fret its just baby fat

  • Shana

    If that is just baby fat, then why does one kid have so much more of it than the other kid?

  • iyiegitim

    bencede harika

  • FastFoodSucks

    People around the world: I am from North America and way too many people are fat here. Fast food chains have taken over. My advice is, don’t let them into your country! I don’t go to them, ever. We do have an obesity problem in this country, whether people want to admit it or not. Just use your eyes.

  • bob

    He looks constipated. Probably too many popcicles

  • Rhys

    Biggie and Tu’pac reincarnated.

  • Deedee

    too kids, How can anyone say anything nasty about them what if they read this…..how upset they would be……(i guess they gave someone like all you nasty no lifers something to talk about……grow a brain….

  • dont need to know

    ww1 ww2 iraq afgan and nam was just gen0cide by americans, just because you went to school dose not mean you KNOW someting thats TRUE… oh yea, history channel dont count either… go read a book and get off the computer… and yes bob way too many popcicles, yes fast food sucks and lots of baby fat.

    sincerely,
    you dont need to know

  • motorcycles clothing

    What’s up with his side kick? Brush your teeth much?

  • brad

    this is retarded

  • brad

    luke scibberas is gay

  • Sporky

    “ww1 ww2 iraq afgan and nam was just gen0cide by americans, just because you went to school dose not mean you KNOW someting thats TRUE… oh yea, history channel dont count either… go read a book and get off the computer”

    “does” not “dose”, Mr. Highly Edumacated.

    Read a book? Because books are 100% accurate and the absolute certain history of everything? Aren’t books what we use for learning in school, which you refute the value of?

    What kind of fucktard are you? Get off the computer? Get off the intratubez… you’re making it dumb.

  • Popsicles...Mmmmmm

    Hey, his sidekick has the mouth of a British man.

  • your a tool

    In ww1 we just came in and cleaned up Europe’s tard mess. In ww2 I’m damn sure the genocide you speak of was by the Germans you tool. Or maybe you mean we committed genocide in Iraq like Sadam wasn’t doing there?

    sincerely,
    you really are a tool

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  • mutantstrain

    … and Yet Another American kid off to a great start.

    hey kid, want a Twinkie?

  • howoldru

    Wow! A whole page dedicated to the embarressment of children…all of u should be ashamed of yourselves. Oh, and never, never have children!

  • Godwinned

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  • Fat Tony

    The fat kid knows he’s fat; he and his goofy looking pal are not being humiliated, or embarrassed. They’re fuckin’ around on the schoolyard. Speaking of school, I think many of you should be headed back to one.

  • edumacated

    Hey, “Dont need to know ,” WW2 was ‘genocide by americans’!?!? Or wait, maybe it was the Jews that exterminated 6 million Nazis??? What in the fuck history book are you pulling your ‘tings thats true’ from? Same place you learned spelling, grammar and syntax? Say what you will about American policy of the last 30 years, but back off the military, especially the generation that actually saved the free world.

  • RoflCopter Tom

    They stopped counting after 3,723. LOL!

  • Concearned Bystander

    Is it just me or does that boys hand look really disproportionate ?

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