horklog » Idiots http://www.horkulated.com featuring only the finest organic, cage-free hyperlinks Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:59:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Governor Perry’s Porn Audition http://www.horkulated.com/governor-perrys-porn-audition/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=governor-perrys-porn-audition http://www.horkulated.com/governor-perrys-porn-audition/#comments Wed, 17 Aug 2011 17:24:30 +0000 h0rk http://www.horkulated.com/?p=5971 Texas Governor Rick Perry deepthroats a corndog

Bury Perry

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I love the guitarist’s “Huh? Where’d my axe go?” look after he bonks the singer in the face. (jaidefinichon)

]]> http://www.horkulated.com/kerrang/feed/ 1 Questionable Tattoo Judgement http://www.horkulated.com/questionable-tattoo-judgement-2/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=questionable-tattoo-judgement-2 http://www.horkulated.com/questionable-tattoo-judgement-2/#comments Mon, 09 May 2011 20:45:36 +0000 h0rk http://www.horkulated.com/?p=5902 This “battoo” counts as two examples of questionable tattoo judgement. The first was getting your then-girlfriend’s name tattooed on your neck. The second was the crappy ballpoint-pen “bat” added to cover it up. Dude, you’re better off just growing a mullet to cover it up. (benchilada’s flickr)

]]> http://www.horkulated.com/questionable-tattoo-judgement-2/feed/ 0 Questionable Tattoo Judgement: A Continuing Series http://www.horkulated.com/questionable-tattoo-judgement-a-continuing-series-45/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=questionable-tattoo-judgement-a-continuing-series-45 http://www.horkulated.com/questionable-tattoo-judgement-a-continuing-series-45/#comments Fri, 22 Apr 2011 12:34:25 +0000 h0rk http://www.horkulated.com/?p=5850 Most of the time I’m just kidding around with the “QTJ” feature… but this has got to be the most appalling lack of “Tattoo Judgement” I’ve yet seen:
L.A. County Sheriff’s detectives said the tattoo on Anthony Garcia’s chest included key details from the scene of a liquor store murder that puzzled them for four years.

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]]> http://www.horkulated.com/finger-lickin-good/feed/ 0 Team Sheen Strikes Again http://www.horkulated.com/team-sheen-strikes-again/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=team-sheen-strikes-again http://www.horkulated.com/team-sheen-strikes-again/#comments Mon, 07 Mar 2011 16:41:49 +0000 h0rk http://www.horkulated.com/?p=5708 LOL… I actually hear the word in Sheen’s voice thanks to that excellent font choice. (dailywhat)

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