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Can someone help me find a “Conservative Hunting Permit?”

January 11th, 2011 · No Comments · Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Politics, Propaganda, Words

This week I learned that hateful rhetoric has absolutely no affect on society at large. So, I figured, what the heck… I’ll put a “Conservative Hunting Permit” sticker on my car for the LULZ!! Except when I did a Google search, I couldn’t find one.

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If you read one “epic pwnage” story today, let it be this one.

October 14th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Idiots, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, News, Words

Perhaps you’ve been following the story about Jennifer and Scott Petkov, the callous asshat neighbors who taunted and harassed a girl with Huntington’s Disease (as they taunted and harassed her now-deceased mother before her). Now the good news… a local toy store (with a little help from reddit.com) raised more than $12,000 for a shopping [...]

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Summer Vacay

August 15th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Words

It’s gonna be quiet here for the next week or so… I’m on vacay and won’t really have much intertron access. Just wanted to take the opportunity to say: 1) From the “You people are Weird” file: for some reason, the “Brigitte Bardot/Woman with the Missing Hand” image had another upswing in popularity. The last [...]

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A brief snippet from today

July 14th, 2010 · No Comments · Humor, Idiots, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words

Phone: Ring Ring Me: “This is (me)” Caller: (Pause while telemarketing software connects) Caller: (reading from script) “Hello, Mr. (completely mispronounced). Would this be a good time to talk about Spam prevention?” Me: “You mean Spam, like this phone call?” Me: (click)

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I don’t understand my target audience

June 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Words, WTF

Okay, I’ve been a mailing it in for a while now (real life gets in the way), but I checked my stats for the first time in many moons to find that this image of Brigitte Bardot and some lady with an invisible hand has become immensely popular over that past month or so. Not [...]

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Dan Deacon & Liam Lynch – Drinking Out of Cups

March 1st, 2010 · 2 Comments · Art, Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Video, Words, WTF

What happens when you take audio of some dude tripping on acid commenting on TV with the sound off, and then set it to surreal 3D animation? (Hat tip: eatmoonpie)

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If genius happens in an empty IRC channel, is it still genius?

October 8th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words, WTF

I think so. (abraham bacoln)

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Idiot = Me

September 4th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words

I had an accident today. (sigh) Great way to start the three-day weekend… like I can really afford this right now. At least no one was hurt.

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h0rkblr

August 30th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Words

I’m finally using my tumblr site now. I’ll probably be posting there more often, just because it’s so ridiculously simple to use. One caveat… it will be a “staging area” for some of the pics I post here, so you may see some repeats, but the bonus is you’ll find some of the weirder stuff [...]

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“Gig” tonight.

August 29th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Music, Words

My band, “Bipartisan Curious,” has its first “gig” tonight… we’re playing a bunch of cover songs at a block party. Wish us luck. (man, I’m a long way removed from my hipster days… we’re a collection of has-been wannabes who get together after our real jobs to play cover songs… at one practice recently, I [...]

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