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Dan Deacon & Liam Lynch – Drinking Out of Cups

March 1st, 2010 · 1 Comment · Art, Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Video, WTF, Words

What happens when you take audio of some dude tripping on acid commenting on TV with the sound off, and then set it to surreal 3D animation? (Hat tip: eatmoonpie)

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If genius happens in an empty IRC channel, is it still genius?

October 8th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, WTF, Words

I think so.

(abraham bacoln)

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Idiot = Me

September 4th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words

I had an accident today. (sigh)
Great way to start the three-day weekend… like I can really afford this right now.
At least no one was hurt.

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h0rkblr

August 30th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Words

I’m finally using my tumblr site now. I’ll probably be posting there more often, just because it’s so ridiculously simple to use.
One caveat… it will be a “staging area” for some of the pics I post here, so you may see some repeats, but the bonus is you’ll find some of the weirder stuff [...]

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“Gig” tonight.

August 29th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Music, Words

My band, “Bipartisan Curious,” has its first “gig” tonight… we’re playing a bunch of cover songs at a block party. Wish us luck.
(man, I’m a long way removed from my hipster days… we’re a collection of has-been wannabes who get together after our real jobs to play cover songs… at one practice recently, I looked [...]

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I had no idea.

July 24th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words

This site reaches fewer than 2000 U.S. monthly people. The site is popular among a more African American, 35-49 following.
The estimated worth of horkulated.com is $13,760.50

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Woo-Hoo! Wordpress 2.8.2 is available!

July 20th, 2009 · No Comments · Words

Jeeziz H. Fuck. I just upgraded to 2.8.1… can we get a Wordpress version that lasts more than a week?

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You people are weird

July 13th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, WTF, Words

So, what’s bringing visitors to my stupid vanity blog today?

There sure are a lot of people out there with “Hitler udder blumpkin bukakke” fetishes. Who knew?
(Not judging… just glad I could help you out.)

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07/08/09

July 8th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Words

Crap… the whole day has gone by and I just realized it’s 07/08/09.

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Tomato Pudding

July 1st, 2009 · 1 Comment · Food, Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words

Our group had Five Guys for lunch at work today. After our feast, there was a large surplus of Ketchup in little carry-out containers left over… we couldn’t just let it go to waste. So we set it out in a public area with some plastic spoons and a big sign reading “FREE TOMATO [...]

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