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I had no idea.

July 24th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words

This site reaches fewer than 2000 U.S. monthly people. The site is popular among a more African American, 35-49 following. The estimated worth of horkulated.com is $13,760.50

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Woo-Hoo! WordPress 2.8.2 is available!

July 20th, 2009 · No Comments · Words

Jeeziz H. Fuck. I just upgraded to 2.8.1… can we get a WordPress version that lasts more than a week?

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You people are weird

July 13th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words, WTF

So, what’s bringing visitors to my stupid vanity blog today? There sure are a lot of people out there with “Hitler udder blumpkin bukakke” fetishes. Who knew? (Not judging… just glad I could help you out.)

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07/08/09

July 8th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Words

Crap… the whole day has gone by and I just realized it’s 07/08/09.

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Tomato Pudding

July 1st, 2009 · 1 Comment · Food, Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words

Our group had Five Guys for lunch at work today. After our feast, there was a large surplus of Ketchup in little carry-out containers left over… we couldn’t just let it go to waste. So we set it out in a public area with some plastic spoons and a big sign reading “FREE TOMATO PUDDING” [...]

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Naming my new Metal band

June 17th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Music, Words

Can’t decide between: “Sasskrotch” or “FRÖZN GNÖM”

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Windows Narrator

May 29th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Words

[h0rk] – I had the weirdest thing happen the other day [h0rk] – I was reading an email and accidentally hit Windows-U, and my PC started reading the email to me in a Robot voice [ugo] – hahahahaha [h0rk] – i didnt know you could do that [h0rk] – so it really freaked me out [...]

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Godwinned

May 7th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Words, WTF

Goddamn. For the first time in months, “Bitches don’t know about my Popsicle” has been supplanted as the top search term to arrive at this stupid vanity blog. The new top search term to arrive at this stupid vanity blog? “Hitler.” I’ve officially been “Godwinned.” Does this mean I have to stop blogging?

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Rented a tent, a tent, a tent.

September 4th, 2008 · No Comments · Found Images, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Sex, Words, WTF

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