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If genius happens in an empty IRC channel, is it still genius?

October 8th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words, WTF

I think so. (abraham bacoln)

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Idiot = Me

September 4th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words

I had an accident today. (sigh) Great way to start the three-day weekend… like I can really afford this right now. At least no one was hurt.

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h0rkblr

August 30th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Words

I’m finally using my tumblr site now. I’ll probably be posting there more often, just because it’s so ridiculously simple to use. One caveat… it will be a “staging area” for some of the pics I post here, so you may see some repeats, but the bonus is you’ll find some of the weirder stuff […]

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“Gig” tonight.

August 29th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Music, Words

My band, “Bipartisan Curious,” has its first “gig” tonight… we’re playing a bunch of cover songs at a block party. Wish us luck. (man, I’m a long way removed from my hipster days… we’re a collection of has-been wannabes who get together after our real jobs to play cover songs… at one practice recently, I […]

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I had no idea.

July 24th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words

This site reaches fewer than 2000 U.S. monthly people. The site is popular among a more African American, 35-49 following. The estimated worth of horkulated.com is $13,760.50

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Woo-Hoo! WordPress 2.8.2 is available!

July 20th, 2009 · No Comments · Words

Jeeziz H. Fuck. I just upgraded to 2.8.1… can we get a WordPress version that lasts more than a week?

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You people are weird

July 13th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words, WTF

So, what’s bringing visitors to my stupid vanity blog today? There sure are a lot of people out there with “Hitler udder blumpkin bukakke” fetishes. Who knew? (Not judging… just glad I could help you out.)

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07/08/09

July 8th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Words

Crap… the whole day has gone by and I just realized it’s 07/08/09.

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Tomato Pudding

July 1st, 2009 · 1 Comment · Food, Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words

Our group had Five Guys for lunch at work today. After our feast, there was a large surplus of Ketchup in little carry-out containers left over… we couldn’t just let it go to waste. So we set it out in a public area with some plastic spoons and a big sign reading “FREE TOMATO PUDDING” […]

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Naming my new Metal band

June 17th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Music, Words

Can’t decide between: “Sasskrotch” or “FRÖZN GNÖM”

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