Goddamn. For the first time in months, “Bitches don’t know about my Popsicle” has been supplanted as the top search term to arrive at this stupid vanity blog.
The new top search term to arrive at this stupid vanity blog?
“Hitler.”
I’ve officially been “Godwinned.” Does this mean I have to stop blogging?
Don’t stop!
Don’t even *think* about it. You went MIA once… that’s it. Not allowed any more. Used up yer quota, bro.