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If he keeps that up, he’s going to wind up like Vince Ayala.

August 20th, 2014 · No Comments · Humor, Idiots, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words

vince ayala

Who’s Vince Ayala? 

I don’t know. But his name is forever burned in my memory because a foot-long hank of his hair (with skin attached) was hanging, like a trophy, on the wall of my 7th grade shop class, with a neatly printed little sign below it that read “DONATED BY VINCE AYALA, 1973.” 

It served as a warning to tie your hair back (and use safety goggles, etc.) when operating the machinery. And it worked.


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