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“Put me in, coach. No, wait, don’t.” – Dodecahedron Jones

September 8th, 2014 · Found Images, Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Retro, Sports

buddy dharma

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If he keeps that up, he’s going to wind up like Vince Ayala.

August 20th, 2014 · Humor, Idiots, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Words

vince ayala

Who’s Vince Ayala? 

I don’t know. But his name is forever burned in my memory because a foot-long hank of his hair (with skin attached) was hanging, like a trophy, on the wall of my 7th grade shop class, with a neatly printed little sign below it that read “DONATED BY VINCE AYALA, 1973.” 

It served as a warning to tie your hair back (and use safety goggles, etc.) when operating the machinery. And it worked.

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My Parents Open Carry

August 19th, 2014 · Idiots, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Politics, Propaganda, Words, WTF

“Come join 13-year-old Brenna Strong along with her mom, Bea, and her dad, Richard, as they spend a typical Saturday running errands and having fun together. What’s not so typical is that Brenna’s parents lawfully open carry handguns for self-defense.”

You know what else is not so typical? The hysterical reviews Amazon readers have left for this piece of, um, literature.  (H/T: Marta)

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August 14th, 2014 · Food, Humor, Jaded Brechtian Ennui

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Strike a Pose

August 14th, 2014 · Found Images, Humor, Idiots, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, WTF

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Mirror Mirror on the Wall – José Rodolfo Loaiza Ontiveros

August 14th, 2014 · Art, Found Images, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Movies, Remixes, Sex

From the artist’s exhibition, “Profanity Pop”

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Holy Shit! Is that a Lexion 570??

August 14th, 2014 · Found Images, Jaded Brechtian Ennui, Sex


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Six Months Since

August 13th, 2014 · Words

Six Months Since

So much has changed and nothing has changed since the morning my husband last tapped on the bathroom door to say goodbye before he left for work. Since he last called me while I waited for the kids at the dentist, to check in (as he always did) to tell me he was heading for the beach.

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You’re gonna need a bigger boat

August 12th, 2014 · Art, Critters, Found Images, Memes, Movies

Fuck you. No, fuck me.

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Shark + Surface Tension

August 12th, 2014 · Critters, Found Images, Jaded Brechtian Ennui

Top Shelf ‘Tussin

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